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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Major_Character_Death, Underage
  Category:
      M/M
  Fandom:
      Harry_Potter_-_J._K._Rowling
  Relationship:
      Draco_Malfoy/Ron_Weasley, Albus_Dumbledore/Percy_Weasley, Harry_Potter/
      Harry_Potter
  Character:
      Hermione_Granger, Harry_Potter, Ron_Weasley, Draco_Malfoy, Percy_Weasley,
      Albus_Dumbledore
  Additional Tags:
      magically_influenced_compulsive_stripping
  Series:
      Part 6 of Hot_Potato_Prompts
  Stats:
      Published: 2014-07-01 Words: 908
****** Harry Potter and the Chamber of Whipping it Out ******
by tbmd1066
Summary
     Sorry.
Notes
See the end of the work for notes
“The Chamber of Whipping it Out?” Harry asked.
“What the hell does that mean?” “Maybe it means whipping out your wallet!” Ron
said.
“You have like, twenty brothers, and I’m an only kid, and I know exactly how
wrong you are.” Hermione said condescendingly. She did not however, tell her
idiot friends what she knew the Chamber of Whipping it Out really was. Hermione
was surprisingly mature for her twelve years, and as a Gryffindor, completely
up for the adventure. Since the Chamber of Whipping it Out technically wasn’t
out of bounds, and it wasn’t technically dangerous, and Hermione was bizarrely
up for seeing her best friends’ penises, when the boys decided they wanted to
try and find it, she agreed.
However, none of them had figured on Draco finding out and telling the
Gryffindor prefect and the Headmaster about it.
So there they were, probably the three best-known troublemakers in Hogwarts,
all standing together with their respective trousers and skirts and pants
around their feet, genitalia proudly out for all to see.
As Draco stepped into the room to gloat, snivel about his father etc., he
randomly ripped his pants of, and then simply stood there staring, mouth wide
open in shock.
Percy followed him into the Chamber to yell at him, and continued yelling about
inappropriate conduct even as he ripped his own pants off.
“Percy!” Ron shouted at his brother. “Yours has got a ring on it!”
Percy stood there in horror as Professor Dumbledore chuckled quietly to
himself, wisely choosing to remain in the doorway.
Draco suddenly, for the first time in his life, felt a sudden but powerful
attraction to the ginger boy. He approached him, slowly at first.
“R-Ron...” He asked slowly, then blushed and shook his head furiously.
“WEASLEY! I mean Weasley! Is it okay if...” His voice trailed off as he eyed
Ron from head to toe.
“I just feel this...I...the idea of some friction sounds appealing right about
now.” Both of the boys were bright red. Well, Ron even more so than usual.
Hermione cleared her throat. “Now really boys, is this the time for...well,
that....”
Harry stood lonely in the corner, overwhelmed with jealousy. Draco had all of
this attention, attention that HE wanted. He glanced over to the doorway, where
Percy and Dumbledore were standing together.
Percy had slowly begun to eyeball Dumbledore, gently licking his own lips as he
looked up and down the man. He may have been old but...Percy did prefer people
who were more mature than most of his classmates. Dumbledore certainly fit that
bill. He could not help but admire the silver hair of the old man, neatly
combed and braided, falling nearly to his feet. He looked so timeless, so full
of wisdom. Percy was sure that he had be full of wisdom in a variety of areas,
areas that stretched outside of the realm of magic. He had of course heard many
rumors about the old man....
Percy approached Dumbledore slowly, not sure how to tell the old man how he was
feeling. Before he could say anything, Dumbledore raised his hand.
“I already know what you want. And I am happy to provide.”
Dumbledore lifted his long wizard robes to reveal his massive, sagging
basilisk, at which point Harry turned away and began to gag. Percy was
disappointed, but tried not to show it on his face.
Percy approached the headmaster slowly, feeling as if he was going to his doom.
He tried to keep his hands from shaking as he gripped the elderly man’s sagging
basilisk in his hand. Ron threw up in the corner. Harry and Draco followed
shortly after. Hermione stared on in disgust.
Tears came to Percy’s eyes as the reality of the situation hit him. That he was
jerking off a hundred-year-old wizard in front of his twelve-year-old brother
and his friends. As the headmaster came in Percy’s hand with an elderly sigh
Hermione looked at the boys.
Percy knew that it was a sad handjob and there was no escaping the awkwardness,
so he decided to slowly back away into the darkness of the chamber.
Harry had stopped gagging now that the littler ordeal between Percy and
Dumbledore had finished. Dumbledore sat down, somewhat exhausted, and seemed to
fall asleep.
Hermione had started giving the sex talk to Ron and Draco, who were suddenly
much less interested in one another, and more interested in following in
Dumbledore’s footsteps and simply falling asleep. Hermione’s teaching had now
moved on past sex, and she was going on about something in the muggle world
called SATs, and how many of the questions were racially biased, and comparing
this to muggleborn/pureblood prejudices.
Harry, disappointed overall with how things had gone in the Chamber of Whipping
it Out, sadly masturbated in the corner. When he finished, he too fell asleep.
With Hermione talking, Percy now totally vanished and everyone else sleeping,
none of them noticed the door to the chamber seal slowly behind them. It was
never opened again, nor were any of those poor folks ever seen again. They do
say, however, that if you enter the school on the 30th of June each year and go
to the spot where the chamber was supposedly located, and chant a whole bunch
of wizardy and latiny spells, a door will open. Inside, you will find many sad
ghosts, moaning. Tragically beautiful.
THE END
End Notes
     Very sorry.
     The cards:
     Genital piercings
     Friction
     A sad handjob
     Racially biased SAT questions.
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